hi I'm Alexis and I used to have a life, but then Tumblr. I spend my days with books, music, peppermint tea, and tumblr. And I am happy with this.

 on my page.
givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

(via article--monkies)

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

(via article--monkies)

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

(Source: lacedbelles, via porcelain-gleekette)

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

(via so-be-kind)

blvckgoldenn:


That one friend that acts out when boys are around